Actually I do, since I'm a slave to this fucking breast pump. :)
Love your post -- so funny. I hope you get everything done in time for next week! I freak out just having people over for pizza -- I can't imagine entertaining for that many.
Jealous of your ballet excursion (minus the barf).
Heather, we do this every year so I have the whole thing down pat pretty much. I go nuts getting ready ahead of time so I can enjoy myself when the people are there. But this whole painting thing has kind of put me over the edge.
I knew you'd be up to read this long post...with the newborn baby:)
Kiki, glad to do my part in keeping your bathroom dirty:)
I'm 5 feet tall and have some baggage to lose...both physically and mentally. I am in a happy marriage and have 2 extremely adorable, spirited and often frustrating boys, one of which has a potty mouth. My husband has been calling me 'shorty' since 1991. Well, that and 'kitten', but putting that in a blog title could lead to some awkward situations. I'm just sayin'.
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Actually I do, since I'm a slave to this fucking breast pump. :)
Love your post -- so funny. I hope you get everything done in time for next week! I freak out just having people over for pizza -- I can't imagine entertaining for that many.
Jealous of your ballet excursion (minus the barf).
I skipped cleaning my bathroom so I could blog....I'm pathetic, but you are hilarious!!! So worth a filthy bathroom, one more day!!
Heather, we do this every year so I have the whole thing down pat pretty much. I go nuts getting ready ahead of time so I can enjoy myself when the people are there. But this whole painting thing has kind of put me over the edge.
I knew you'd be up to read this long post...with the newborn baby:)
Kiki, glad to do my part in keeping your bathroom dirty:)
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