I just received a letter in the mail to join some special secret club in which I will receive a book that shares all of their (they are secret remember so they would not tell me who they are!) Greatest Kept Secrets. The letter went on to say how special I was and that "they" had a profile on me and that all of my desires in life will come true if I respond within 3 days.
I got that letter along with a CD "that I ordered" telling me how I can get grants from the government.
I'm 5 feet tall and have some baggage to lose...both physically and mentally. I am in a happy marriage and have 2 extremely adorable, spirited and often frustrating boys, one of which has a potty mouth. My husband has been calling me 'shorty' since 1991. Well, that and 'kitten', but putting that in a blog title could lead to some awkward situations. I'm just sayin'.