I just received a letter in the mail to join some special secret club in which I will receive a book that shares all of their (they are secret remember so they would not tell me who they are!) Greatest Kept Secrets. The letter went on to say how special I was and that "they" had a profile on me and that all of my desires in life will come true if I respond within 3 days.
I got that letter along with a CD "that I ordered" telling me how I can get grants from the government.
The Moron List. I'm on it.